4/4/10

Happy Easter!

Happy (belated) Easter, everyone!
To bring on the Easter cheer, we'd like to present you with a brand new pet: OUR FIRST EVER BUNNY!


my pet!


Feed him/her/it carrots and click on him/her/it to make him/her/it jump around.

Also, check out www.amirite.com

BYES!

3/26/10

AH! AH! AH!



AH AH AH! I HAVEN'T POSTED IN OVER A MONTH! SHAME ON ME!
Let's get caught up. It's Easter soon, so we changed the background and blinkees.

I have some new websites to share-
www.unrelatedcaptions.com and
www.averagecats.com
They are both similar to mylifeisaverage.com but have different topics. they are all hilarious!

These pictures are from averagecats.com

Also I have some youtube videos that are just HILARIOUS!

Charlie the Unicorn is about a negative (very very negative) unicorn who has two...interesting friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

Cat Flushing the Toilet's song is really catchy. Weird, but hey, weird is good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jKeGyUCJE

That's it for now! Toodleoo!

Amethyst

2/23/10

PATTIES and JOKES

Happy very very early St. Patties Day!

To start off the post, let's have an Irish Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING THAT TOMATO IS A FRUIT. WISDOM IS NOT PUTTING IT IN A FRUIT SALAD.
WOOT! That was amazing! Round of applause everyone...

So, now that we're on the topic of jokes, let's have some more!
So I present...A NEW SEGMENT, RANDOM JOKES!!!!!!!!!
Round of applause please...Thank you, thank you very very much.

Here are some very plausible very funni-licious jokes. More jokes like these can be found at mylifeisaverage.com!

Today I woke up to myself covered in blood, I stared at it confused for a second, then realized I had been sleeping on a bottle of ketchup. Why I was sleeping on a bottle of ketchup I'll never know.

Today, a pack of cheerleaders came into where I work and asked if we sold pizzas. I said no, and they left. I work at Pizza Hut.

Today, while preparing for a skit in which me and my friends were citizens of Bikini Bottom, I realize I spelled Plankton Plakton.

The other day I went to my friend's house. I was texting while I walked to the door so I was still holding my phone when I walked in. He was eating chips and threw me one. I dropped my phone to catch the chip. "I'm glad you know what's priority," he said.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE (AGAIN).............
WOOHOO!

more jokes like that are coming soon!
See ya
Amethyst

2/3/10

I would just like you to know....

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

bye,
amethyst

1/30/10

Pics, pics and more pics!






As you can probably see from the title, I have some amazing, hilarious, totally awesome pics to show you. now, no more talking, and on with the picturing!!

Hope you enjoyed!
Toodleoo,
Amethyst