PATTIES and JOKES

Happy very very early St. Patties Day!

To start off the post, let's have an Irish Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING THAT TOMATO IS A FRUIT. WISDOM IS NOT PUTTING IT IN A FRUIT SALAD.
WOOT! That was amazing! Round of applause everyone...

So, now that we're on the topic of jokes, let's have some more!
So I present...A NEW SEGMENT, RANDOM JOKES!!!!!!!!!
Round of applause please...Thank you, thank you very very much.

Here are some very plausible very funni-licious jokes. More jokes like these can be found at mylifeisaverage.com!

Today I woke up to myself covered in blood, I stared at it confused for a second, then realized I had been sleeping on a bottle of ketchup. Why I was sleeping on a bottle of ketchup I'll never know.

Today, a pack of cheerleaders came into where I work and asked if we sold pizzas. I said no, and they left. I work at Pizza Hut.

Today, while preparing for a skit in which me and my friends were citizens of Bikini Bottom, I realize I spelled Plankton Plakton.

The other day I went to my friend's house. I was texting while I walked to the door so I was still holding my phone when I walked in. He was eating chips and threw me one. I dropped my phone to catch the chip. "I'm glad you know what's priority," he said.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE (AGAIN).............
WOOHOO!

more jokes like that are coming soon!
See ya
Amethyst

I would just like you to know....

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

bye,
amethyst