1 Random Argument

Narrator:
This is a random argument between Mr. Tangerine and Baby Besty
Mr. T is defending Purple and Baby B is defending "random", the word.

(The curtains open)
Mr. T: Today, I am defending the color purple.
Baby B: Go RANDOM!
Mr. T: Purple is a great color.
Baby B: I like random.
Mr. T: Purple is the color of lilacs. *winks* I like lilacs.
Baby B: Random is cool.
Mr. T: Purple can represent so many different kinds of moods.
Baby B: Yay Random!
Mr. T: Purple is very unique, because no word in the English language rhymes with it.
Baby B: Random Random Random Random...
Mr. T: Baby, you have to list acutal reasons why Random is good!
Baby B: I need to go poo.
Mr. T: Ok.

(10 minutes later)

Baby B: Random is a very random word.
Mr. T: Purple is a very elegant color.
Baby B: Random can mean alot of things.
Mr. T: Purple is the last color of the rainbow.
Baby B: Random sometimes means nothing in perticular.
Mr. T: Purple is the color of Amethysts.
Baby B: Lots of things in life are random.
Mr. T: Purple is often used on pixie horses and unicorns.
Baby B: Everything, in a way, is random.
Mr. T: Purple can be seen in sunsets.
Baby B: Everyone knows the word "random", which makes it special.
Mr. T: Without purple, there would be no color to bridge red and blue.
Baby B: Random can mean anything at all.
Mr. T: Purple is often used to symbolize love or affection.
Baby B: Hi Mr. T.
Mr. T: Purplish means "somewhat purple"
Baby B: Hi Mr. T.
Mr. T: Oh, hi, Baby B.
Baby B: Random is the best.
Mr. T: Think about purple!
Baby B: You all know that random rules!
Mr. T: My feelings are right, Baby's are wrong.
Baby B: I like pie.

(The curtain closes)

The End.



I hope you enjoyed that.
Amethyst (GO PURPLE!)