Another Random Argument

Well, actually, my cousin helped me think of this one. Here's a random argument between the Magical Tiny Pixie Fairy (MTPF) and Mr. C Cheesy (CC).



MTPF: Ta-Da!

(the curtains open)


CC: I am Mr. Cream Cheesy, code name CC, or cream-butter.
MTPF: I am the magical tiny pixie fairy! I like flying, pixie horses, rainbows and pecan pie.
CC: I am defending the unicorn.
MTPF: Well, ahem! I like cream cheese, so HA! In your face.
CC: The unicorn is very special.
MTPF: Cream cheese is so, so good!
CC: The unicorn is sparkly.
MTPF: Cream cheese is perhaps the only thing made of cream, and, and...
CC: CHEESE! YOU BIG OOF!
MTPF: Don't you call me a big oof!
CC: Anyway, as I was saying, unicorns are made-up, or unreal, unlike cream cheese.
MTPF: Cream Cheesy would make a pretty good name.
CC: That's true.
MTPF: And t...What? You actually agree in what I'm saying?
CC: Yeah. I wish I knew someone whos name was Cream Cheesy.
MTPF: Really? I thought this was supposed to be a random argument.
CC: Yeah, It was supposed to be. But, I thought about it. I really like cream cheese more that unicorns.
MTPF: (sniffling) And I like unicorns, too. Maybe a little.
CC: (sniffling too) It's all Amethyst's fault. She made me defend unicorns...
MTPF: (sobbing and wailing) I KNOW! I WILL CALL HER RIGHT NOW...

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

CC: We're back. Now, I'm defending cream cheese and The Fairy is defending unicorns.
MTPF: Unicorns are cool.
CC: Cream Cheese is healthy for you.
MTPF: Unicorns are mainly purple, my fav color!
CC: Cheese and Cream start with the same letter.
MTPF: Unicorns have uni horns! Ha!
CC: Cream cheese has educational health labels.
MTPF: Unicorns can be manufactured as a plushie toy.
CC: Who likes unicorns?
MTPF: HELLO? ME! YOU BIG OOF!
CC: As I was saying, cream cheese is very helpful to our body.
MTPF: The unicorn is from heaven, therefor it is blessed, unlike cream cheese.
CC: Imagine heaven with cream cheese! It would be a hit!
MTPF: Imagine the world population of unicorns! The baby girls would love it!
CC: Imagine cream cheese snowball fights!
MTPF: Imagine unicorn DOMINATION!
CC: You're weird.
MTPF: They would have all these magical sand castle on the beaches, and dollhouses... and FAIRIES!
CC: You're weird.
MTPF: And, and, and, guess what the whole world would be--PINK AND PURPLE!
CC: You're weird.
MTPF: WELL, YOU'RE WEIRDER, YOU OOF!
(Amethyst says: Please stop using so many caps. You are disrupting the hearing of our audience)CC: See, Amethyst doesn't like you.
MTPF: Does too!
CC: Does not!
MTPF: Does too!
CC: Does not!
MTPF: Does too!
CC: Does not!
(Amethyst says: stop it, both of you, or I will hit the DELETE BUTTON!)
MTPF: Not the delete button!
CC: Ooh! You're scared. Little "don't touch me im a little helpless fairy"!
MTPF: Well, you have a weird name.
CC: Well, you like peas in a can pie!
MTPF: It's pecan pie, YOU BIG OOF!
(Amethyst: I'm gonna hit the delete button if you don't talk about someting productive!)
CC: Wow, Fairy, I really like your hair. What shampoo do you use?
MTPF: I'm not telling!
CC: Really? Your hair is so, heavenly yellow!
MTPF: Really? Ya think so? Well, for a fan, I'll tell you. I use the magical-lemongrass-wheat-oatmeal-butterflywing-garnet-undisposable-yellow-headache-grapefruitscented-flypowder-...
(Amethyst: Hey, this isn't "productive!" I'm hitting the delete butto...)

Ok, then. I suspect that wasn't the best argument I've written...

Deal with it
Amethyst