The One and the Other

Here we have a random argument between the one smart one and the other smart one.

One Smart One: I found this great blog!
Other Smart One: Really?
One Smart One: Yep!
Other Smart One: Cool!
One Smart One: Yep! The address is 2brandom.blogspot.com! The name is Random?!
Other Smart One: Cool!
One Smart One: Yep!
Other Smart One: Let me guess! Can I get bank loans at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I get a new hairstyle at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I buy a camera at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I order spaghetti and meatballs at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I collect special pins at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I learn to juggle scarves at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I get a date at Random?!
One Smart One: Yep, I mean, nope!
Other Smart One: Can I remove a mummy’s organs at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope!
Other Smart One: Can I become a millionaire at Random?!
One Smart One: Way not!
Other Smart One: Can I learn the art of glassblowing at Random?!
One Smart One: Nope! But I’ll tell you what you can do!
Other Smart One: Really?
One Smart One: Yep!
Other Smart One: What?
One Smart One: Oh, um, I forgot.
Other Smart One: No comment…
One Smart One: Wow, that’s embarrassing.

They both lived happily ever after, after changing their names to One Dumb One and Other Dumb One.