Kids Rule!

Kids are catching on these days!
Check it out (I know these are kinda lame)

(1) Ms. Grossbard: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Ms. Grossbard: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria. (haha, sorry Christopher.)
(2)Math Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John:You told me to do it without using tables.(oh, rofl!!)
(3) Science Sub: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Science Sub: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O (get it? H20?)
(4) Mr. Harris: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie:Me! (corny!)
(5) Mrs. Jackie: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Millie: I is...
Mr. Jackie: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Haha! ROFL soooo hard. Seriously. I know this isn't my best work, but deal.

Ps. Check out Bef's comments. I posted them all over.
Amethyst