So, I realize some of you are on Winter Vacation, and so I would just like to say...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Anyway, let's all sing a Holiday song, shall we?
Deck the BLOG with lots of gadgets
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I want you to be so jolly
Fa la la la la, tra la la la.
Are you liking my brand new song
Fa la la, la la la, ha ha ha
May the new year be great for you
Fa la la la la, ho ho ho ho
And now, a Random Argument, with Frosty the Snowman defending Winter, and Goldie the Sun-dude defending Summer. Shall we?
Frosty the Snowman: I am here on behalf of all that is cold, and therefore AWESOME
Goldie the Sun-dude: You know what's awesomer? SUMMER. DUH. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
Frosty the Snowman: Anyway, I would just like to say that Winter is COOL. See what I did there? Get it? 'Cool'! Cause it's COLD?? Get it?
Goldie the Sun-dude: Corny! And, without summer, we would have no time to cherish the sunniness
Frosty the Snowman: Snow is better than sun
Goldie the Sun-dude: There's sun in winter, but no snow in summer. IN YO FACE.
Frosty the Snowman: Without Winter, where would all the holiday specials on TV come from?
Goldie the Sun-dude: Without Summer, where would all the ads selling toys for kids to play in summer break come from?
Frosty the Snowman: There would be no hot chocolate without Winter.
Goldie the Sun-dude: Yes there would be!
Frosty the Snowman: Yeah, but you'd have to drink it in the summer, which defeats the purpose.
Goldie the Sun-dude: Yeah, well, then where would you drink freezing cold slushies that cool you off in the summer?
Frosty the Snowman: THE SPRING!
Goldie the Sun-dude: Well then. Where would be all the joyous kids who are running around screaming for summer break?
Frosty the Snowman: There happens to be winter vacation too. Plus the holidays.
Goldie the Sun-dude: There are plenty of holidays in the Summer.
Frosty the Snowman: Not ones where you get presents.
Goldie the Sun-dude: THERE ARE ONES WHERE YOU WATCH FIREWORKS!!
Frosty the Snowman: You can go sledding and skiing and snowboarding in Winter.
Goldie the Sun-dude: You can go swimming and golfing in the Summer.
Frosty the Snowman: That's only two sports. I said three.
Goldie the Sun-dude: I couldn't care less.
Frosty the Snowman: Sun melts me.
Goldie the Sun-dude: Snow freezes me.
Frosty the Snowman: I do like to go swimming though. I make the water freezing.
Goldie the Sun-dude: I do enjoy drinking hot chocolate. And getting presents.
Frosty the Snowman: IDEA! IDEA! Let's make.......... S'WINTER!
Goldie the Sun-dude: or Wummer.
*they crash into each other and create S'Winter. Where you can freeze while you get tanned, snowboard while you swim and decorate the Christmas tree while you watch the 4th of July fireworks*
~THE END~
Hope you enjoyed that!
Bye bye for now!
Happy Holidays!
12/22/09
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Labels: Jingles, Random Arguments
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