1 Random Argument

I am a happy mongoose, says Uri.
Mongooses are not real things, Valeri exclaimes. Snarfblats are way better.
Uri says, WHAT DA HECK??

This sounds like the beginnings of a random argument...

Uri: I am a happy mongoose.
Valeri: (snobby tone) Well, I am a happy snarfblat.
Smili: I like pies. They're cool.
Uri: Be quiet, Smili. This is is our random argument.
Valeri: Yeah.
(Smili is quiet and sulking in a corner)
Uri: I am a happy mongoose.
Valeri: Uri, I bet you don't even know what a mongoose is!
Uri: Oh, yeah?
Valeri: YEAH!
Uri: SMILI! SMILI!
(Smili comes running)
Valeri: Smili...
Uri: Smili, go look up mongoose in the dictionary on my desk!
Smili: Yes ma'am. (Runs off)
Valeri: Anyway, snarfblats are way better that mongooses. I bet mongooses have hair.
Uri: Ew! Snarfblats don't have hair? Are you kidding me?
Smili: I'm BACK!!
Valeri: Great. What'd you find?
Uri: Yeah, what'd you find?
Smili: It said no matches found.
Valeri: HA! In your FACE! (Starts dancing, chanting loser loser loser loser)
Uri: Hey, that's not fair. Smili! Look up snarfblat in the dictionary!
Smili: Yes ma'am. (Runs off)
Valeri: I bet it won't say no matches found!
Smili: I'm back! It says no matches found!
Uri: Oh yeah, do the hula! It wasn't there! Go me! Oh yeah, do the hula!
Valeri: Be quiet, you nincompoop.
Uri: Hey!! Who are you calling a nincompoop?
Smili: My friend Willi is gonna come over soon.
Valeri: Who cares? (pushes Smili)
Uri: Mongooses are better than Snarfblats.
Valeri: No they are not. Snarfblats have wings.
Uri: Mongooses can swim. Smili, go search on the internet for pictures of mongooses.
Smili: Yes ma'am!
Valeri: Snarfblats are, are, just better!
Uri: Mongooses are monks and gooses.
Smili: I'm BACK! It said no results found.
Valeri: Whatever!
Smili: My friend Willi is here.
Willi: I like pie.
Uri: You have a problem with that?
Valeri: Yeah I do!
Willi: I want to play pretend with you.
Uri: Mongooses are physically attractive.
Valeri: Snarfblats are very appealing.
Willi: I want to play pretend with you.
Uri: Who likes Snarfblats?
Valeri: Who likes Mongooses?
Uri: What is your point?
Valeri: My point is that Snarfblats are better than Mongooses!
Willi: I want to play pretend with you.
Uri: What?
Valeri: You think this is pretend?
Smili: Yeah. Willi wants to play pretend with us.
Uri: THIS IS NOT PRETEND!!!
Smili and Willi: WHAT?
Valeri: This is not pretend!
Uri: So, you did find definetions in the dictionary?
Valeri: And you did find pictures on the internet?
Smili: Yep! That was an interesting game of pretend, right Willi?
Willi: I like mongooses, snarfblats and pie.
Smili: Really? I like mongooses, snarfblats and turtles. Turtles are better than pie...
Uri and Valeri: Uhhhhhh...

This sounds like another sequel RANDOM ARGUMENT!

PS. Mongooses are a type of lemur. Snarfblats are really made up by Amethyst.