RANDOM ARGUMENT!!!

Narrator: Here is another random argument, between H-Guy and Razor-Dude. H Guy is with paper and Razor-Dude likes underpants. Enjoy!

(the curtain opens, H-Guy and Razor-Dude are sitting on plastic baby chairs.)

Razor-Dude: Yo! I am here to defend the world of underpants.
H-Guy: Hello. I am professor Hallaway. I am here to talk to you about the amazing paper. Razor-Dude: Underpants, are, like, the, like, only thing that, like goes underneath pants.
H-Guy: Paper may be the most important thing ever made.
Razor-Dude: Dude, Underpants are important too!
H-Guy: That's true, but, imagine our country without paper.
Razor-Dude: Ha! Think of America without Underpants! Ha! In your face man!
H-Guy: Without paper, we would have nothing to write on.
Razor-Dude: Yo, without Underpants, we would all be VERY uncomfortable.
H-Guy: Without paper, we would have nothing to print our books.
Razor-Dude: Forget about books! Without undies, we would either be naked or feeling funny.
H-Guy: You need paper because it is important to the human society.
Razor-Dude: Peace out dude! You're shouting in my ear!
H-Guy: Paper is an important part of life.
Razor-Dude: You need Underpants so people don't think you are a Underpants-less freak!
H-Guy: Paper helps you in school.
Razor-Dude: Ha! Try getting into school without underpants!
H-Guy: Without paper, we would not have toilet paper, or hand cleaners.
Razor-Dude: Without Underpants, our world would be freakishly crazy.
H-Guy: Excuse me, I have a call coming in. It's my daughter.
Razor-Dude: Do you have a bathroom?

(5minutes later)

H-Guy: I am still here on behalf of paper.
Razor-Dude: Go Underpants!
H-Guy: Paper can be made into many different things, unlike underpants.
azor-Dude: Underpants are the most important type of clothing.
H-Guy: Paper can be many colors, unlike underpants, which are usually white.
Razor-Dude: Underpants make you feel good.
H-Guy: Paper is the only thing to use when you fold a paper airplane.
Razor-Dude: Try wearing paper underneath your pants. Dude, yuck!
H-Guy: Try writing on a pair of underpants. Messy.
Razor-Dude: a Country without underpants is less comfortable than a world with underpants.
H-Guy: a Nation without paper is paperless.
Razor-Dude: Man, I stand by the usually white underpants.
H-Guy: Paper is better than underpants.
Razor-Dude: Give me underpants or give me death!
H-Guy: Thank you for your time.
Razor-Dude: My feelings are CORRECT!
H-Guy: Paper
Razor-Dude: I disagree
H-Guy: No you dont.
Razor-Dude: Underpants!
H-Guy: Paper!

(The curtain closes)

Wow, that was long! Adios for now!
Amethyst