NYC, New York!

HAPPY BIRTHSTONE DAY!!

I need an idea for a new segment: will somebody email me?

Anyways, here is a random argument.

Hillbillie Nye: I'm here talking about the wonderful city I live in, NYC.
Opscotch B. Bye: I'm here defending education.
Hillbillie Nye: NYC makes even hillbillies like me happy.
Opscotch B. Bye: Who cares?
Hillbillie Nye: I do!
Opscotch B. Bye: Well, I don't!
Hillbillie Nye: That's your problem.
Opscotch B. Bye: Sheesh. An education is way more important.
Hillbillie Nye: How?
Opscotch B. Bye: School? Job? Work?
Hillbillie Nye: Huh?
Opscotch B. Bye: MONEY! You big oof! Education keeps money flowing!
Hillbillie Nye: Oh, MONEY! Did I tell you New York has lots of money?
Opscotch B. Bye: Whatever. Try getting into New York without and education!
Hillbillie Nye: New York is the home of many distinguished schools!
Opscotch B. Bye: I-DON'T-CARE!!!!!!
Hillbillie Nye: Well, neither do I.
Opscotch B. Bye: Education is the best!
Hillbillie Nye: No, New York is. It has money, wealth, Times Square, skyscrapers, markets, malls, shopping, restaurants, five-star hote.....
Opscotch B. Bye: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Hillbillie Nye: Why?
Opscotch B. Bye: I love New York, but Amethyst said I had to defend education.
Hillbillie Nye: Oh, I feel for ya.
Opscotch B. Bye: I'm good. So, I guess NYC won this argument, huh?!
Hillbillie Nye: Yup. Now we just have to wait for Amethyst to close this segment.
3 hours later
Opscotch B. Bye: Snore, Snore.
Hillbillie Nye: Snore.
Opscotch B. Bye: Ah!!!!!!!!! Where am I?
Hillbillie Nye: On Amethyst's blog, RANDOM?!
Opscotch B. Bye: oh, yeah. Has she come yet?
Hillbillie Nye: No.
Opscotch B. Bye: Well, we can just hope.
Hillbillie Nye: And wait Opscotch.
Opscotch B. Bye: Yes, wait.
Hillbillie Nye: Did we say hope?
Opscotch B. Bye: (sighs)
33 seconds later
Hillbillie Nye: Did we say wait?