WHO'S WITH GUM? WHO'S WITH REMAINDERS?

Who's with gum? Who's with remainders? Let's find out.


Heebie Jeebie: I'm with remainders! You know why I talk so much? Because I love remainders!! Ahhh! That's why my name is Heebie Jeebie. Cause I got the heebies! I love remainders. Remainders! Oh yeah!!! Yes, yessido! I once read a story about that once, it was about a b...
Joe: Ahem. My name is Joe. Frankly, I hate all the people in this world. I hate the stupid people who run the stupid military with all those heartless soldiers. After my experience with the military, I have disliked remainders for the rest of my life. I now like chewing gum.
Heebie Jeebie: Remainders, are, like, the, like, the only thing remaining! REMAINING! The, like only thing left! Right?
Joe: Yes that's right.
Heebie Jeebie: Yah, yes yessipie doo-da! YES! I am correct, yess! Yeah, yah, ye...
Joe: I hate remainders.
Heebie Jeebie: What? WHat? WhAt? WHAT??? How can you, like, not, like, like remainders? Why? How can you? That makes no sense!!!
Joe: I know. Gum is way better. Have you ever heard of strawberry-kiwi flavored remainders?
Heebie Jeebie: Noooooooooooooo, but that's not the point! No, not the point. Not tht point! nononononono, no!
Joe: I know, Hebbie Jeebie. Here, taste some gum.
Heebie Jeebie: What? How can I, like, taste some gum? That's, like your thing. Amethyst said I should be doing my thing! My thing, your thing, my thing, your thing. Like, heck yah! Like, (Joe shoves gum into Hebbie's mouth). Oh, my gosh. This is simply amazing!
Joe: I know, right?
Heebie Jeebie: Yes. Now that the gum has softened me, I can tell you my real story.
Joe: Ok then. I like it that you aren't talking funny!
Heebie Jeebie: So, this guy named Oompa Lomle Gasbotruck garglehardo Junglymistyperson (AKA Person) put a spell on me. I would not be able to get rid of my heebies until I had convinced you to like remainders. Person said that the only way to cure me was to have treesaplious guopuss, and I guess that's gum!
Joe: So, you do like gum?
Heebie Jeebie: Of course I do! Now that is some good gum!
Joe: So, this random argument is over because, well, we both like gum.
Heebie Jeebie: Ok, see you! (also, if you want to hear Joe's story, please join Amethyst and me next time on our brand new!!!!! segment, !Story Time!)