HAPPY YOU KNOW WHATS!

Hey Yal!

I'm leaving for 10 days, so happy you-know-whats!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

HAPPY HANUKKAH

HAPPY DIWALI

HAPPY KWANZAA

Happy New Year!

See ya in 2009

Amethyst

NYC, New York!

HAPPY BIRTHSTONE DAY!!

I need an idea for a new segment: will somebody email me?

Anyways, here is a random argument.

Hillbillie Nye: I'm here talking about the wonderful city I live in, NYC.
Opscotch B. Bye: I'm here defending education.
Hillbillie Nye: NYC makes even hillbillies like me happy.
Opscotch B. Bye: Who cares?
Hillbillie Nye: I do!
Opscotch B. Bye: Well, I don't!
Hillbillie Nye: That's your problem.
Opscotch B. Bye: Sheesh. An education is way more important.
Hillbillie Nye: How?
Opscotch B. Bye: School? Job? Work?
Hillbillie Nye: Huh?
Opscotch B. Bye: MONEY! You big oof! Education keeps money flowing!
Hillbillie Nye: Oh, MONEY! Did I tell you New York has lots of money?
Opscotch B. Bye: Whatever. Try getting into New York without and education!
Hillbillie Nye: New York is the home of many distinguished schools!
Opscotch B. Bye: I-DON'T-CARE!!!!!!
Hillbillie Nye: Well, neither do I.
Opscotch B. Bye: Education is the best!
Hillbillie Nye: No, New York is. It has money, wealth, Times Square, skyscrapers, markets, malls, shopping, restaurants, five-star hote.....
Opscotch B. Bye: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Hillbillie Nye: Why?
Opscotch B. Bye: I love New York, but Amethyst said I had to defend education.
Hillbillie Nye: Oh, I feel for ya.
Opscotch B. Bye: I'm good. So, I guess NYC won this argument, huh?!
Hillbillie Nye: Yup. Now we just have to wait for Amethyst to close this segment.
3 hours later
Opscotch B. Bye: Snore, Snore.
Hillbillie Nye: Snore.
Opscotch B. Bye: Ah!!!!!!!!! Where am I?
Hillbillie Nye: On Amethyst's blog, RANDOM?!
Opscotch B. Bye: oh, yeah. Has she come yet?
Hillbillie Nye: No.
Opscotch B. Bye: Well, we can just hope.
Hillbillie Nye: And wait Opscotch.
Opscotch B. Bye: Yes, wait.
Hillbillie Nye: Did we say hope?
Opscotch B. Bye: (sighs)
33 seconds later
Hillbillie Nye: Did we say wait?

Wacky Color Day!

Hola
Bonjour
NiHao!

Did you know today is National Wacky Color Day? And tomorrow is Birthstone day???

Here are some names of wacky colors I bet you've never heard of!

Wacky Colors:

Azure (an almost white pea green-ish color)
Bwa (murky gold, almost a copper color)
Harlequin (a bright, bright, very bright green)
Persimmon (magenta and orange, with a bit of red)
Zinnwaldite (a light tan with copper)
Viridian (sickly green color, mixed with gold and tan)
Tyrian (dark, dark purple with black and magenta)
Puce (light reddish purple)

Birthstones:

January: Garnet (deep red)
February: Amethyst (haha! ME!!! shades of purple!)
March: Aquamarine (light, sea blue)
April: Diamond (clear white)
May: Emerald (shades of green)
June: Pearl/Moonstone (creamy white)
July: Ruby (shades of red, mostly dark)
August: Peridot (light green)
September: Sapphire (deep, rich blue)
October: Opal (any color)
November: Topaz (any color, mostly yellow/orange)
December: Turquoise (shades of blue-green)

Enough color and birthstone talk. Here's the answer to the last mind stretcher.

The boy knew all the digits of pi: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9. Haha, fooled ya!

Amethyst

Emotes and Questions

Check them OUT!

You all know this one :-)
Winking face ;-)
Dizzy face @-)
Crazy person %-)
Sad face (duh!) :-(

Also, I have some questions to ask you...

Do vanilla mints taste good with coke?
Can cats and mice get married?
Is there a city called Rome in America?
Does pea green go well with murky gray?

Send me your answers
Amethyst22@live.com

Amethyst

Isn't that Cool?

Hello, ppl. Lets celebrate today with CELEBRATE THE DAYS!!!!!

Today is 12/16/08

This week:
-Human Rights week
-Gluten-free Baking week
-Posadas

Today:
-Clean Air day
-National Chocolate-covered anything day
-Barbie and Barney Backlash day


Anyways, c u guys!

Also, thanks to my first follower, "Bef"

Amethyst

Mathematical Pi

HELLO!

I know alot of people with the interest of learning about pi. Pi is basically the circumfrence of a circle. Now, pi is an infinite number, which means it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, (well, you get the point). Here are just a few digits. 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 etc.

Now, with this, I have a mind s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-r for you.

(courtesy of Teddy Katz)

A boy of 5 claimed to know all the digits of pi, but we all know that is an infinite number. What was he talking about? How is this possible??

Cockledoodledoo!

Also, check out the Tom and Jerry video bar, and my new motto--"Live, Laugh, Love" (It flashes on the green blinkie).

Amethyst

Triple it! Now!

HI PEEPS!

We, as one in one million years, are having a TRIPLE ENTRY!

We have random pics, a dijaknow segment, and some HARD tongue twisters!

Enjoy-la!

1) Random Pics

The random pics are on the right and left sides of this post. We have a taco, and a pic of a cartoon wangdoodle.

2) Didjaknow!

Did you know...

-The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

-A duck's quack doesn't echo.

-On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

-Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wearpants.

-Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin Look-alike contest.

-Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

3) Tongue Twisters

Here are some awfully hard tongue twisters. Enjoy!

-Betty Botter had some butter,

"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

it would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter--

that would make my batter better.

"So she bought a bit of butter,

better than her bitter butter,

and she baked it in her batter,

and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter

bought a bit of better butter.

-Should Sally sell sea shells or should she sells shoes?

-A Tudor who tooted a flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to their tutor,"Is it harder to tootor to tutor two tooters to toot?"

-I am not the pheasant plucker,

I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.

I am only plucking pheasants

'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

K!

Have a nice day!

Amethyst

WHO'S WITH GUM? WHO'S WITH REMAINDERS?

Who's with gum? Who's with remainders? Let's find out.


Heebie Jeebie: I'm with remainders! You know why I talk so much? Because I love remainders!! Ahhh! That's why my name is Heebie Jeebie. Cause I got the heebies! I love remainders. Remainders! Oh yeah!!! Yes, yessido! I once read a story about that once, it was about a b...
Joe: Ahem. My name is Joe. Frankly, I hate all the people in this world. I hate the stupid people who run the stupid military with all those heartless soldiers. After my experience with the military, I have disliked remainders for the rest of my life. I now like chewing gum.
Heebie Jeebie: Remainders, are, like, the, like, the only thing remaining! REMAINING! The, like only thing left! Right?
Joe: Yes that's right.
Heebie Jeebie: Yah, yes yessipie doo-da! YES! I am correct, yess! Yeah, yah, ye...
Joe: I hate remainders.
Heebie Jeebie: What? WHat? WhAt? WHAT??? How can you, like, not, like, like remainders? Why? How can you? That makes no sense!!!
Joe: I know. Gum is way better. Have you ever heard of strawberry-kiwi flavored remainders?
Heebie Jeebie: Noooooooooooooo, but that's not the point! No, not the point. Not tht point! nononononono, no!
Joe: I know, Hebbie Jeebie. Here, taste some gum.
Heebie Jeebie: What? How can I, like, taste some gum? That's, like your thing. Amethyst said I should be doing my thing! My thing, your thing, my thing, your thing. Like, heck yah! Like, (Joe shoves gum into Hebbie's mouth). Oh, my gosh. This is simply amazing!
Joe: I know, right?
Heebie Jeebie: Yes. Now that the gum has softened me, I can tell you my real story.
Joe: Ok then. I like it that you aren't talking funny!
Heebie Jeebie: So, this guy named Oompa Lomle Gasbotruck garglehardo Junglymistyperson (AKA Person) put a spell on me. I would not be able to get rid of my heebies until I had convinced you to like remainders. Person said that the only way to cure me was to have treesaplious guopuss, and I guess that's gum!
Joe: So, you do like gum?
Heebie Jeebie: Of course I do! Now that is some good gum!
Joe: So, this random argument is over because, well, we both like gum.
Heebie Jeebie: Ok, see you! (also, if you want to hear Joe's story, please join Amethyst and me next time on our brand new!!!!! segment, !Story Time!)

TODAY IS SPECIAL!!

Hi!

I'm totally obsessed with my new segment, Celebrate the Days. So, here it is! Once again!

This Month (December) is...
-Bingo's Birthday month
-Choose a Summer Camp month
-National Tie month
-Spiritual Literacy month
-Smoking month
-Universal Human Rights month

This Week (Dec. 1--7) is...
-Tolerance week
-Operation Santa Paws week
-Recipe Greetings For the Holidays week

Today is (Dec. 2nd) is...
-International Day for the Abolition of Slavery day
-Talk Like a Chicken day
-Special Education day
-Rockerfeller Center Xmas Tree Lighting Day (YIPEE!)

Ok, Have a nice day! (Get it??)

Haha
Amethyst

Stuff Stuff

Heyy.

Quick Notes:
I have changed the video bar from Phineas and Ferb to the Suite Life Channel.
We have a winner for our mind stretchers--Billie F.!
Also, please please vote on my new poll!!

As Always,
Amethyst

Celebrate the Days--11/25/08

HELLOOOO!

Today is our first segment of...CELEBRATE THE DAYS!!!!

Today is 11/25/08, and did you know that

This month is

-American Diabetes Month

-Epilepsy Awareness Month

-Family Stories Month

-I Am So Thankful Month
-National Adoption Month

-National Peanut Butter Month

-National Pomegranate Month

(just to name a few!!)

This week is

-National Family Week (23--29)

-Better Conversation Week (24--30)

Today is...

-Violence Against Women Day (which I think stinks)

-Shopping Reminder Day

-Fibonacci Numbers Day

If you want to know the everyday holidays--check out

http://www.brownielocks.com/

Also, enjoy your Thanksgiving and this pic of a turkey about to eat himself!! (on the left)

Amethyst

RANDOM ARGUMENT!!!

Narrator: Here is another random argument, between H-Guy and Razor-Dude. H Guy is with paper and Razor-Dude likes underpants. Enjoy!

(the curtain opens, H-Guy and Razor-Dude are sitting on plastic baby chairs.)

Razor-Dude: Yo! I am here to defend the world of underpants.
H-Guy: Hello. I am professor Hallaway. I am here to talk to you about the amazing paper. Razor-Dude: Underpants, are, like, the, like, only thing that, like goes underneath pants.
H-Guy: Paper may be the most important thing ever made.
Razor-Dude: Dude, Underpants are important too!
H-Guy: That's true, but, imagine our country without paper.
Razor-Dude: Ha! Think of America without Underpants! Ha! In your face man!
H-Guy: Without paper, we would have nothing to write on.
Razor-Dude: Yo, without Underpants, we would all be VERY uncomfortable.
H-Guy: Without paper, we would have nothing to print our books.
Razor-Dude: Forget about books! Without undies, we would either be naked or feeling funny.
H-Guy: You need paper because it is important to the human society.
Razor-Dude: Peace out dude! You're shouting in my ear!
H-Guy: Paper is an important part of life.
Razor-Dude: You need Underpants so people don't think you are a Underpants-less freak!
H-Guy: Paper helps you in school.
Razor-Dude: Ha! Try getting into school without underpants!
H-Guy: Without paper, we would not have toilet paper, or hand cleaners.
Razor-Dude: Without Underpants, our world would be freakishly crazy.
H-Guy: Excuse me, I have a call coming in. It's my daughter.
Razor-Dude: Do you have a bathroom?

(5minutes later)

H-Guy: I am still here on behalf of paper.
Razor-Dude: Go Underpants!
H-Guy: Paper can be made into many different things, unlike underpants.
azor-Dude: Underpants are the most important type of clothing.
H-Guy: Paper can be many colors, unlike underpants, which are usually white.
Razor-Dude: Underpants make you feel good.
H-Guy: Paper is the only thing to use when you fold a paper airplane.
Razor-Dude: Try wearing paper underneath your pants. Dude, yuck!
H-Guy: Try writing on a pair of underpants. Messy.
Razor-Dude: a Country without underpants is less comfortable than a world with underpants.
H-Guy: a Nation without paper is paperless.
Razor-Dude: Man, I stand by the usually white underpants.
H-Guy: Paper is better than underpants.
Razor-Dude: Give me underpants or give me death!
H-Guy: Thank you for your time.
Razor-Dude: My feelings are CORRECT!
H-Guy: Paper
Razor-Dude: I disagree
H-Guy: No you dont.
Razor-Dude: Underpants!
H-Guy: Paper!

(The curtain closes)

Wow, that was long! Adios for now!
Amethyst

Didjaknow????

Did you know...

-If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will turn white.
-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
-More than 9 million people have the same birthday as you.
-Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
-A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Get more random facts at
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~me/facts.html

Amethyst

Question Answers

CIAO BELLAS!!!

Sooooo, here are the answers to the TRICK QUESTIONS!!!

Thank you, thank you very much.

1) yes, it comes before July fifth.
2) All of them
3) no, because he is dead
4) 2, because you took them away.
5) 17, there are just alot of dead ones

SoLong!!
~Amethyst

TRY IT OUT!

I've posted some trick questions for you.
Mail me the answers at Amethyst22@live.com
and you will recieve an online prize!!

1) Do they have a Fourth of July in China? (yes/no question)
2) Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
3) Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (yes/no question)
4) If there are three apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
5) A farmer has 17 sheep, all but nine die. How many are left?

I love these questions; mail me!
LOL
Amethyst

DOUBLE ENTRY!

Here are some people pop about me (I realized I hadn't wrote people pop facts in a while)

-I like pie.
-Uhh, I like pie.
-I enjoy zoning out.
-I talk to myself in the shower. I sometimes even recite poems or sing.
-Sometimes, I start laughing and I can't stop!!!
-I can talk in a Russian, French, Gibberish or English accent...
-I drool and grind my teeth when I sleep.
-I am the same shoe size as my cousin, who is 12 years older than me.
-When I play on the computer, I automatically open my mouth.
-Uhhhhhhhh, I like PIE!!!!!

THIS IS A DOUBLE ENTRY!!!!!

Here is What makes me What!!!
BOOK EDITION!!!

What makes me laugh is... Surf's Up! By Geronimo Stilton.
What makes me sad is... Canes and Kanes By McKensie Gorru.
What makes me snort is... Mr. Klutz is Nuts! By Dan Gutman.
What makes me thoughtful is... Eleven By Lauren Myracle.
What makes me roll my eyes is... The Attack of the Fifty-Foot Cupid By Jim Benton.
What makes me want to read it again is... Angela and Diobola By Lynn Reid Banks.

Ok, that's it!!!
I'll be getting our more tongue twisters and mind stretchers.
And, I'll be writing "Random Book Reviews"!

Amethyst

1 Random Argument

I am a happy mongoose, says Uri.
Mongooses are not real things, Valeri exclaimes. Snarfblats are way better.
Uri says, WHAT DA HECK??

This sounds like the beginnings of a random argument...

Uri: I am a happy mongoose.
Valeri: (snobby tone) Well, I am a happy snarfblat.
Smili: I like pies. They're cool.
Uri: Be quiet, Smili. This is is our random argument.
Valeri: Yeah.
(Smili is quiet and sulking in a corner)
Uri: I am a happy mongoose.
Valeri: Uri, I bet you don't even know what a mongoose is!
Uri: Oh, yeah?
Valeri: YEAH!
Uri: SMILI! SMILI!
(Smili comes running)
Valeri: Smili...
Uri: Smili, go look up mongoose in the dictionary on my desk!
Smili: Yes ma'am. (Runs off)
Valeri: Anyway, snarfblats are way better that mongooses. I bet mongooses have hair.
Uri: Ew! Snarfblats don't have hair? Are you kidding me?
Smili: I'm BACK!!
Valeri: Great. What'd you find?
Uri: Yeah, what'd you find?
Smili: It said no matches found.
Valeri: HA! In your FACE! (Starts dancing, chanting loser loser loser loser)
Uri: Hey, that's not fair. Smili! Look up snarfblat in the dictionary!
Smili: Yes ma'am. (Runs off)
Valeri: I bet it won't say no matches found!
Smili: I'm back! It says no matches found!
Uri: Oh yeah, do the hula! It wasn't there! Go me! Oh yeah, do the hula!
Valeri: Be quiet, you nincompoop.
Uri: Hey!! Who are you calling a nincompoop?
Smili: My friend Willi is gonna come over soon.
Valeri: Who cares? (pushes Smili)
Uri: Mongooses are better than Snarfblats.
Valeri: No they are not. Snarfblats have wings.
Uri: Mongooses can swim. Smili, go search on the internet for pictures of mongooses.
Smili: Yes ma'am!
Valeri: Snarfblats are, are, just better!
Uri: Mongooses are monks and gooses.
Smili: I'm BACK! It said no results found.
Valeri: Whatever!
Smili: My friend Willi is here.
Willi: I like pie.
Uri: You have a problem with that?
Valeri: Yeah I do!
Willi: I want to play pretend with you.
Uri: Mongooses are physically attractive.
Valeri: Snarfblats are very appealing.
Willi: I want to play pretend with you.
Uri: Who likes Snarfblats?
Valeri: Who likes Mongooses?
Uri: What is your point?
Valeri: My point is that Snarfblats are better than Mongooses!
Willi: I want to play pretend with you.
Uri: What?
Valeri: You think this is pretend?
Smili: Yeah. Willi wants to play pretend with us.
Uri: THIS IS NOT PRETEND!!!
Smili and Willi: WHAT?
Valeri: This is not pretend!
Uri: So, you did find definetions in the dictionary?
Valeri: And you did find pictures on the internet?
Smili: Yep! That was an interesting game of pretend, right Willi?
Willi: I like mongooses, snarfblats and pie.
Smili: Really? I like mongooses, snarfblats and turtles. Turtles are better than pie...
Uri and Valeri: Uhhhhhh...

This sounds like another sequel RANDOM ARGUMENT!

PS. Mongooses are a type of lemur. Snarfblats are really made up by Amethyst.

CODES answers

heyy...
here are the answers to the codes...

1. i like pie
2. bonjour fans
3. my name is amethyst
4. goo goo gaa gaa
5. ziggerat

k, c u later!

CODES!

Here is a new section I put out, I will give you codes and answers, like the mind stretchers.
Enjoy-la!

1. r orpv krv (hint: m=n)
2. snaf ruojnob (hint: tniH)
3. omiy unaaemoe iias eaimueetahuyosit (hint: ihifjnst)
4. gsdoaso gasogho guiarba gjuahea
5. 1 18 20 20 22 9 26 7

Send me your answers!

Amethyst

Answers to mind stretchers

ALOHA! MAHALO!
here are the answers to the mind stretchers given. I gave you the problems incase u forgot!

Joe was at base camp. He woke early one morning and but on a sweater. He decided to take a walk. He walked a mile south and saw a bear. He was really scared. He slipped and ran a mile west. Then he decided that the bear was nowhere to be seen, then he walked a mile north and returned to base camp. He took off his sweater and ate some canned salami with his friends Bob and Sally.The question: What color was the bear and why?
The answer: The bear was white, because the only place in the world you can go 1 mile s., one mile w., one mile n. and then return to the same place is the north pole.

How many times can you take fifteen away from forty-five? Why?
The answer: You can take 15 away one time, because you take away 15, that leaves 30. If you take another away, it'll be taking away from 30!

A woman named katherine rode to town on Wednesday. She stayed in town for 3 days, then rode back to her house in the suburbs on Wednesday. How is this possible?
Katherine's horse was named Wednesday.

Thanx! I hoped you guys (and gals) liked it!
Amethyst

Another Random Argument

Well, actually, my cousin helped me think of this one. Here's a random argument between the Magical Tiny Pixie Fairy (MTPF) and Mr. C Cheesy (CC).



MTPF: Ta-Da!

(the curtains open)


CC: I am Mr. Cream Cheesy, code name CC, or cream-butter.
MTPF: I am the magical tiny pixie fairy! I like flying, pixie horses, rainbows and pecan pie.
CC: I am defending the unicorn.
MTPF: Well, ahem! I like cream cheese, so HA! In your face.
CC: The unicorn is very special.
MTPF: Cream cheese is so, so good!
CC: The unicorn is sparkly.
MTPF: Cream cheese is perhaps the only thing made of cream, and, and...
CC: CHEESE! YOU BIG OOF!
MTPF: Don't you call me a big oof!
CC: Anyway, as I was saying, unicorns are made-up, or unreal, unlike cream cheese.
MTPF: Cream Cheesy would make a pretty good name.
CC: That's true.
MTPF: And t...What? You actually agree in what I'm saying?
CC: Yeah. I wish I knew someone whos name was Cream Cheesy.
MTPF: Really? I thought this was supposed to be a random argument.
CC: Yeah, It was supposed to be. But, I thought about it. I really like cream cheese more that unicorns.
MTPF: (sniffling) And I like unicorns, too. Maybe a little.
CC: (sniffling too) It's all Amethyst's fault. She made me defend unicorns...
MTPF: (sobbing and wailing) I KNOW! I WILL CALL HER RIGHT NOW...

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

CC: We're back. Now, I'm defending cream cheese and The Fairy is defending unicorns.
MTPF: Unicorns are cool.
CC: Cream Cheese is healthy for you.
MTPF: Unicorns are mainly purple, my fav color!
CC: Cheese and Cream start with the same letter.
MTPF: Unicorns have uni horns! Ha!
CC: Cream cheese has educational health labels.
MTPF: Unicorns can be manufactured as a plushie toy.
CC: Who likes unicorns?
MTPF: HELLO? ME! YOU BIG OOF!
CC: As I was saying, cream cheese is very helpful to our body.
MTPF: The unicorn is from heaven, therefor it is blessed, unlike cream cheese.
CC: Imagine heaven with cream cheese! It would be a hit!
MTPF: Imagine the world population of unicorns! The baby girls would love it!
CC: Imagine cream cheese snowball fights!
MTPF: Imagine unicorn DOMINATION!
CC: You're weird.
MTPF: They would have all these magical sand castle on the beaches, and dollhouses... and FAIRIES!
CC: You're weird.
MTPF: And, and, and, guess what the whole world would be--PINK AND PURPLE!
CC: You're weird.
MTPF: WELL, YOU'RE WEIRDER, YOU OOF!
(Amethyst says: Please stop using so many caps. You are disrupting the hearing of our audience)CC: See, Amethyst doesn't like you.
MTPF: Does too!
CC: Does not!
MTPF: Does too!
CC: Does not!
MTPF: Does too!
CC: Does not!
(Amethyst says: stop it, both of you, or I will hit the DELETE BUTTON!)
MTPF: Not the delete button!
CC: Ooh! You're scared. Little "don't touch me im a little helpless fairy"!
MTPF: Well, you have a weird name.
CC: Well, you like peas in a can pie!
MTPF: It's pecan pie, YOU BIG OOF!
(Amethyst: I'm gonna hit the delete button if you don't talk about someting productive!)
CC: Wow, Fairy, I really like your hair. What shampoo do you use?
MTPF: I'm not telling!
CC: Really? Your hair is so, heavenly yellow!
MTPF: Really? Ya think so? Well, for a fan, I'll tell you. I use the magical-lemongrass-wheat-oatmeal-butterflywing-garnet-undisposable-yellow-headache-grapefruitscented-flypowder-...
(Amethyst: Hey, this isn't "productive!" I'm hitting the delete butto...)

Ok, then. I suspect that wasn't the best argument I've written...

Deal with it
Amethyst

New Mind Stretchers

Bonjour peeps!
watz up?

Here are some more mind stretchers, due to peeps' requests.

Mind stretcher numero uno: Joe was at base camp. He woke early one morning and but on a sweater. He decided to take a walk. He walked a mile south and saw a bear. He was really scared. He slipped and ran a mile west. Then he decided that the bear was nowhere to be seen, then he walked a mile north and returned to base camp. He took off his sweater and ate some canned salami with his friends Bob and Sally.
The question: What color was the bear and why?

Mind stretcher numero dos: How many times can you take fifteen away from forty-five? Why?

Mind stretcher numero tres: A woman named katherine rode to town on Wednesday. She stayed in town for 3 days, then rode back to her house in the suburbs on Wednesday. How is this possible?

I'll give out the answers soon! If you get them ahead of time (like my cousin), email me and you will go on my HALL OF FAME!

Amethyst

PICS!

HERE ARE SOME PICS THAT I FOUND AND REALLY ENJOY

-A fat penguin

-A green jester

-A random Smiley

-Dude skating on pancakes

MORE WILL BE COMIN OUT SOON!

AMETHYST

New Gadgets

Heyy

I got new gadgets out and about.

I've added:
"Loveya!" A valentine puppy, it's eyes move when you steer your mouse around.
"Video Bar" A collection of videos, I'll be changing them every 3 weeks or so. Right now I set it to show Garfield videos.
"Smiley" The smiley of the moment, they're really awsome sometimes. You can change the info on the bottom.
"Stingray" A metallic stingray that swims around. It will follow your mouse around.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE ON THE POLL!!!!! I NEED MORE VOTES!

I'll be taking away gadgets you don't like and adding new ones in. I accept video requests, gadget requests, game preferations. I hope you like, any requests go to Amethyst22@live.com

Thanx
Amethyst

tongue twister

This post is dedicated to the so-called Chuckie, who gave me this awsome tongue twister.
I've added a few of my own.

If you've said any of my tongue twisters 7 times fast, send me a recording or an email!

From Chuckie:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck could chuck lots of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

From Amethyst:

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Enjoy-la!

Amethyst-la!

Answer to mind stecher

Here's the answer to the mind stetcher i gave u
dumdumdeedeedum!

The answer is 24 because there are 24 "Seconds" in a month. "Second" meaning
January second, february second, march second, on and on
Get it?
Haha

Cya
Amethyst

Stuff, Stuff, Stuff is important.

Hi
Hi
Hi

There's just some things I wanna go over fast

You can email me anytime. My address is Amethyst22@live.com
If you got any of the tongue twisters (I haven't yet) send me an alert or a recording.
Any comments suggestions, blah blah blah post a comment
Check out many of the other blogs. Ive read some, they're great!
Don't forget to Vote on my poll!
If you have a blog, post the address so I can enjoy your posts too.
If you have any cool facts mail me so I can put them in my next post of Oooo. Facts!
If any of my catergories bore you, tell me. I'll be happy to switch or comprimise.
Thanks to the many readers who have already posted comments and/or emailed me.

Ok, that's it.
Thanks for not dropping our in the middle of this very boring post.
I will stop writing now.

Amethyst

PS. The answer to the first mind strecher will be out soon too!

The Mind Stretchers

Ciao peoples!
In this label, I will be giving out a group of mind stretchers every two weeks or something.
Here is one...

One kid gave the answer to a question as 24.
The question was: "how many seconds are in two years?"
How was the answer considered correct?

See ya,
Amethyst

~smiley~

Tongue Twisters

Here are some amazing tongue twisters I found, enjoy!

-Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
-Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
-Which wristwatched are Swiss wristwaches?
-A noisy noise annoys an oyster. A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
-Cheap ship trip. Cheap ship trip.

Say those all ten times fast and I bet your tongues will be in a twist!

Luv Ya,
Amethyst

Ooooo. Facts

Did u know...
-About 3/4 of your average poop is made of water.
-Saliva rinses your teeth to keep them clean.
-The tongue is made mainly of a skeletal mucsle.
-People who have certain kinds of allergies are more likely to have asthma.
-Most people listen to cell phones with their right ear.

That's it, SoLong!
Amethyst

What makes what

Hola, people of the world!
Here is another episode of What Makes What!

What makes me laugh like a pig is... my parents snoring at night.
What makes me laugh like a donkey is... iguanas licking my feet.
What makes me laugh like a monster is... well, nothing.

That's it! Bye!

What Makes What

This is an article where I write about what types of food make me what.
Enjoy!
What makes me hyper is... Soda and Hash Browns.
What makes me want to throw up is... boiled eggplant and meatloaf.
What makes me scared... heads of dead animals on my plate.
What makes me happy is... Ice Cream!!!
What makes me nervous is... Pig feet and duck tongues. Boiled.
What makes me thoughtful is... Mashed Potatoes and Mac'nCheese.
What makes me angry is... Pine nuts and Kiwis.

OK, that's it, I'll write more of this kind, so watch out.
Amethyst

Dog pop!

I have a Maltese, and his name is Ginger. He's not really a person, but, oh well

-Ginger is a boy and I gave him a girl's name.
-Once, when we were watching opera, he started howling the exact same notes as the singer.
-He enjoys chewing up doorstops (the rubber kind).
-He likes eating my cereal.
-He has ripped up 4 pairs of my shoes in his life.
-He eats fruits that fall from our trees in the garden.
-His lips are black.

-Once, he pooped on my shoe.

Ok, that's it.

Amethyst

1 Random Argument

Narrator:
This is a random argument between Mr. Tangerine and Baby Besty
Mr. T is defending Purple and Baby B is defending "random", the word.

(The curtains open)
Mr. T: Today, I am defending the color purple.
Baby B: Go RANDOM!
Mr. T: Purple is a great color.
Baby B: I like random.
Mr. T: Purple is the color of lilacs. *winks* I like lilacs.
Baby B: Random is cool.
Mr. T: Purple can represent so many different kinds of moods.
Baby B: Yay Random!
Mr. T: Purple is very unique, because no word in the English language rhymes with it.
Baby B: Random Random Random Random...
Mr. T: Baby, you have to list acutal reasons why Random is good!
Baby B: I need to go poo.
Mr. T: Ok.

(10 minutes later)

Baby B: Random is a very random word.
Mr. T: Purple is a very elegant color.
Baby B: Random can mean alot of things.
Mr. T: Purple is the last color of the rainbow.
Baby B: Random sometimes means nothing in perticular.
Mr. T: Purple is the color of Amethysts.
Baby B: Lots of things in life are random.
Mr. T: Purple is often used on pixie horses and unicorns.
Baby B: Everything, in a way, is random.
Mr. T: Purple can be seen in sunsets.
Baby B: Everyone knows the word "random", which makes it special.
Mr. T: Without purple, there would be no color to bridge red and blue.
Baby B: Random can mean anything at all.
Mr. T: Purple is often used to symbolize love or affection.
Baby B: Hi Mr. T.
Mr. T: Purplish means "somewhat purple"
Baby B: Hi Mr. T.
Mr. T: Oh, hi, Baby B.
Baby B: Random is the best.
Mr. T: Think about purple!
Baby B: You all know that random rules!
Mr. T: My feelings are right, Baby's are wrong.
Baby B: I like pie.

(The curtain closes)

The End.



I hope you enjoyed that.
Amethyst (GO PURPLE!)

6 Facts

Here are some people pops about my family.
Enjoy!

-My dog sings opera.
-My fish eats dog treats.
-My grandmother watches TV 9/12 hours a day.
-My mom goes to sleep at 1am every night.
-My cousin speaks Russian.

-My dad has a purple cellphone.

These are all true!

Amethyst

Y Everything is Here

Dear Reader
My name is Amethyst, and welcome to my blog, Random?!
Here, I will write useless junk, maybe someday you will find this stuff useful...

Amethyst